Summary: This is a funny little poem about Link thinking about all the girls who like him and his many choices in love. (If i lived in hyrule, i'd be after him too!
Categories: Poetry Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 107 Read: 9382
Published: Mar 31, 2004 Updated: Mar 31, 2004
Wanted Man by Sage of Light
I know I am a wanted man
all across this bloody land!
every woman that I see
wants a little piece of me!
I try to hide, I try to run
Then they follow! What have I done!
I've made myself, the cutest guy
living on earth, under the sky!
all this love, not one more girl!
if I see another, I'm sure I'll hurl!
One girl told me to run, I told her I'd try
Now I'm not wanted by girls, but also guys
for "stealing" away all women of the land
Now I, the hero! Am a wanted man!
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