PWNED by Red Sparrow
Summary: Link uses a computer for the first time WARNING: Strong language
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Zelda, Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 1290 Read: 12159 Published: Jun 05, 2005 Updated: Sep 21, 2005

1. Chatroom by Red Sparrow

2. Pwnt by Red Sparrow

Chatroom by Red Sparrow
PWNED
By: Red Sparrow
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rauru1000: ...stp saying that!!!111


rauru1000: ^stop


saria720: hahahaha Rauru ur fat!


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rauru1000: ...


saria720: wtf?


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Zelda234: better?


rauru1000: ur sheik?!?!?! 0.0


saria720: *fwaps rauru*


Zelda234: Link is coming on pretty soon. be nice to him rauru hes new.


rauru1000: k


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saria720: wtf is wrong with him?


rauru1000: l33t!!!!


saria720: would you just stfu?


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Zelda234: are u ok link?


Linkypoo: I can't log in


Rauru1000: then how r u talking to us?


Linkypoo: ...


Zelda234: stfu rauru


Linkypoo: Ok, now what do we do?


saria720: we mess with rauru


rauru1000: u guys suck


saria720: and ur fat


rauru1000: ur a midget


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saria720: oh hell...


Linkypoo: Hi!


Mario455: You are all going to die.


rauru1000: ...


saria720: ...


Zelda234: ...


Linkypoo: Hi!


Mario455: Wtf is wrong with you?


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Linkypoo: ...oops.


Mario455: wat the hell r u talking about?! i booted your ass!


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ruaru1000: lolololololololololololol!!!!!!1111 XD


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saria720: get out mario u n00b


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saria720: stop that!


Mario455: hahahahahahahahaha!!!


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Mario455: the hell?


Zelda234: bitch.


Zelda234: u aint the only one dumbass


Mario455: u guys suck. im gonna go eat peach's crusty pie


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saria720: that sounded so wrong


Linkypoo: ...uhm how do you send messages?


rauru1000: ur doing it right now retard


Linkypoo: ...o


Linkypoo: how do you make the words appear?


rauru1000: ...use the keyboard. e_e


Linkypoo: ...how do u use the keyboard?


rauru1000: ...u press the buttons.


Linkypoo: how do you press the buttons?


rauru1000: OMFG!!!


saria720: plz tell me he's joking.


zelda234: relax. he's new remember?


Linkypoo: how do you make the question mark appear?


rauru1000: ...u dumbass


saria720: stop flaming him fatass


rauru1000: u gonna go defend ur little boyfriend saria?


saria720: u gonna go defend ur twinkie fatboy?


Zelda234: chill out u two


Linkypoo: yes. Chill out. I know we can all work together and find a nice answer
to all our problems through friendship and good will.


rauru1000: r u high?


saria720: stfu u fucking ass


Linkypoo: ...


saria720: not u -_-;; im talking to the whale, rauru.


Linkypoo: oh...the whale.


rauru1000: shut it midget!


saria720: y dont u?


rauru1000: cause im bigger than u


saria720: ur bigger than everyone


Zelda234: why don't you both shut the hell up? ur being a bad influence
on Link.


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Linkypoo: ...sorry.


Zelda234: are u ok Link?


Linkypoo: Navi keeps wanting to type something.


Zelda234: let her


Linkpoo: k


Linkypoo: Rauru u ass, why don't you go home and eat the fridge? And you, Saria, why don't go to your little secret spot
and hump a monkey or two?


Zelda234: ...damn.


Linkypoo: that wasn't me! It was Navi!


Linkypoo: Damn straight bitches


saria720: go away Navi, no one likes you


rauru1000: im sick of u ppl talking about my stomach


saria720: did you know that when rauru runs his stomach rolls up and smacks him in the face?


rauru1000: ...im out. u guys are asses.


saria720: but we all know we don't have bigger asses than u.


Zelda234: lol


Linkypoo: ...lol09


Linkypoo: 3984573290857


Linkypoo: @#$%@%!@#$!%12%!@#%!


Linkypoo: thwer31423098142098714231092436240@#$%@ lololololforoflauw ...sdfksdgw5evy


rauru1000: what is wrong with him?


Linkypoo: sorry, it was a typo.


rauru1000: how the hell do you typo that much?!


Linkypoo: very carefully


saria720: Link, ppl typo by accident, not on purpose.


Linkypoo: oh.


Zelda234: lol


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Mario455: Ph34r M3 B1tch3s!!!


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Mario455: hahahahahaha!!! I am teh king!!!


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Mario455: how the hell?


Linkypoo: take this bitch.


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Linkypoo: pwned. XD
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rauru1000: im back midget

Saria720: welcome back, fatass

rauru1000: thanx...asshole

Saria720: So, hows the fridge doing?

rauru1000: ...

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Zelda234: Hey guys! ^_^

Saria720: Hi.

rauru1000: ...

Zelda234: Whats wrong with Rauru?

Saria720: His fridge ran away.

rauru1000: Goddammit, Shut the hell up!!!

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Saria720: hi link! wats up?

Linkypoo: 1107I-I1*IIG //I_ICI-I.

Saria720: ...What?

rauru1000: The hell?

Zelda234: -_- Link discovered l33t speech.

Saria720: mido does this...its noob speech or something.

Linkypoo: 1 @// t3I-I L337 H@x0rz!!! pI-I33R //3 4 1 @// L337!!

Saria720: Can someone translate this?

Zelda234: sorry but i have no idea what he's saying. doesn't rauru kno l33t?

rauru1000: a little.

Linkypoo: j00 I-I@/3 I3*33II p//II7!!!

Zelda234: Whats he saying?

rauru1000: The dialect is too advanced for me...

Saria720: Will it be too advanced for you if we put it on a plate?

rauru1000: wtf!

Zelda234: This isn't the time for that

rauru1000: Since when IS there a time for that?

Saria720: lol

Linkypoo: 0//GoRz!!! P//II7!!!!111 XD

Zelda234: Link! Stop that! Stop being...

Linkypoo: l337?

Zelda234: No! Wierd!

Linkypoo: OI-I 2 T3I-I 5II@Pz!!! @ /1RI_I5!!!! 0_0

Saria720: guessing from the smilie I think somethings wrong?

rauru1000: i wonder wat it is.

Zelda234: Link, are u ok?

Linkypoo: T3I-I /1RI_I5!! I_0G 0I_I7zorz!!!!

Saria720: he really likes that exclaimation mark... >_>

rauru1000: I wonder wats wrong....

Saria720: watever it is im sure it isn't as bad as watching rauru bite the head off a chicken and shoving the body down his pants.

Zelda234: lol wat?!

rauru1000: shes lying!

Linkypoo: T3I-I /1RI_I5!!

Saria720: Look. Ill send you guys the clip.

rauru1000: stfu! dont!

Zelda234: k. Im downloading it.

rauru1000: u fuckers!!!

Saria720: well?

Zelda234: hold up. im opening up the player.

Linkypoo: /1RI_I5!!! Y //0IIT J00 RI_III?!

Zelda234: ...

rauru1000: ...

Linkypoo: 0 SII@PZ!!!

Saria720: lol

Zelda234: Ew...thats just disgusting!! I almost lost my lunch! That poor chicken!

rauru1000: I was drunk!!!!!!

Saria720: LMFAO!!!

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R3dSparrow: oops. wrong room.

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Saria720: who the hell?

rauru1000: wasnt that...

Zelda234: huh.

Linkypoo: D@IIG3R!

Saria720: godammit Link. Just stop with the l33t!

Saria720: what the hell?

Saria720: OMG!

Zelda234: Wat?

rauru1000: wats wrong?

Saria720: This thing just popped up! its a freakin virus! its a goddam porn virus! its playing this really...really...nasty scene with some hylian woman and a horse. i can't click it off! T_T

Zelda234: ew.

rauru1000: hot.

Zelda234: wat?

rauru1000: typo. I meant thats sick.

Linkypoo: 533?!

Zelda234: Omg!!! It popped up on my screen, too!

rauru1000: lol!

Linkypoo: I tried to warn you!

Saria720: Wat?! that was the crap you were trying to say?! Damn you Link! y the hell didnt you say it normally!?

Linkypoo: uhm. I'm gonna go before i catch it, too.

Saria720: Dont you dare leave! i swear im gonna cut it off!

rauru1000: cut what off?

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Zelda234: Link!!!!!!

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rauru1000: >_>

rauru1000: revenge is so, so sweet. ^_^
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