Summary: Link uses a computer for the first time WARNING: Strong language
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Zelda, Link (OoT & MM)
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1290 Read: 17438
Published: Jun 05, 2005 Updated: Sep 21, 2005
Pwnt by Red Sparrow
rauru1000: im back midget
Saria720: welcome back, fatass
Saria720: So, hows the fridge doing?
Zelda234 has signed on
Zelda234: Hey guys! ^_^
Zelda234: Whats wrong with Rauru?
Saria720: His fridge ran away.
rauru1000: Goddammit, Shut the hell up!!!
Linkypoo has signed on
Saria720: hi link! wats up?
Linkypoo: 1107I-I1*IIG //I_ICI-I.
rauru1000: The hell?
Zelda234: -_- Link discovered l33t speech.
Saria720: mido does this...its noob speech or something.
Linkypoo: 1 @// t3I-I L337 H@x0rz!!! pI-I33R //3 4 1 @// L337!!
Saria720: Can someone translate this?
Zelda234: sorry but i have no idea what he's saying. doesn't rauru kno l33t?
rauru1000: a little.
Linkypoo: j00 I-I@/3 I3*33II p//II7!!!
Zelda234: Whats he saying?
rauru1000: The dialect is too advanced for me...
Saria720: Will it be too advanced for you if we put it on a plate?
Zelda234: This isn't the time for that
rauru1000: Since when IS there a time for that?
Linkypoo: 0//GoRz!!! P//II7!!!!111 XD
Zelda234: Link! Stop that! Stop being...
Zelda234: No! Wierd!
Linkypoo: OI-I 2 T3I-I 5II@Pz!!! @ /1RI_I5!!!! 0_0
Saria720: guessing from the smilie I think somethings wrong?
rauru1000: i wonder wat it is.
Zelda234: Link, are u ok?
Linkypoo: T3I-I /1RI_I5!! I_0G 0I_I7zorz!!!!
Saria720: he really likes that exclaimation mark... >_>
rauru1000: I wonder wats wrong....
Saria720: watever it is im sure it isn't as bad as watching rauru bite the head off a chicken and shoving the body down his pants.
Zelda234: lol wat?!
rauru1000: shes lying!
Linkypoo: T3I-I /1RI_I5!!
Saria720: Look. Ill send you guys the clip.
rauru1000: stfu! dont!
Zelda234: k. Im downloading it.
rauru1000: u fuckers!!!
Zelda234: hold up. im opening up the player.
Linkypoo: /1RI_I5!!! Y //0IIT J00 RI_III?!
Linkypoo: 0 SII@PZ!!!
Zelda234: Ew...thats just disgusting!! I almost lost my lunch! That poor chicken!
rauru1000: I was drunk!!!!!!
R3dSparrow has signed on
R3dSparrow: oops. wrong room.
R3dSparrow has signed off
Saria720: who the hell?
rauru1000: wasnt that...
Saria720: godammit Link. Just stop with the l33t!
Saria720: what the hell?
rauru1000: wats wrong?
Saria720: This thing just popped up! its a freakin virus! its a goddam porn virus! its playing this really...really...nasty scene with some hylian woman and a horse. i can't click it off! T_T
rauru1000: typo. I meant thats sick.
Zelda234: Omg!!! It popped up on my screen, too!
Linkypoo: I tried to warn you!
Saria720: Wat?! that was the crap you were trying to say?! Damn you Link! y the hell didnt you say it normally!?
Linkypoo: uhm. I'm gonna go before i catch it, too.
Saria720: Dont you dare leave! i swear im gonna cut it off!
rauru1000: cut what off?
Linkypoo has signed off
Zelda234 has signed off
Saria720 has signed off
rauru1000: revenge is so, so sweet. ^_^
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