Summary: Link uses a computer for the first time WARNING: Strong language
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Zelda, Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1290 Read: 25356
Published: Jun 05, 2005 Updated: Sep 21, 2005
1. Chatroom by Red Sparrow
2. Pwnt by Red Sparrow
PWNED
By: Red Sparrow
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rauru1000: ...stp saying that!!!111
rauru1000: ^stop
saria720: hahahaha Rauru ur fat!
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rauru1000: ...
saria720: wtf?
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Zelda234: better?
rauru1000: ur sheik?!?!?! 0.0
saria720: *fwaps rauru*
Zelda234: Link is coming on pretty soon. be nice to him rauru hes new.
rauru1000: k
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saria720: wtf is wrong with him?
rauru1000: l33t!!!!
saria720: would you just stfu?
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Zelda234: are u ok link?
Linkypoo: I can't log in
Rauru1000: then how r u talking to us?
Linkypoo: ...
Zelda234: stfu rauru
Linkypoo: Ok, now what do we do?
saria720: we mess with rauru
rauru1000: u guys suck
saria720: and ur fat
rauru1000: ur a midget
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saria720: oh hell...
Linkypoo: Hi!
Mario455: You are all going to die.
rauru1000: ...
saria720: ...
Zelda234: ...
Linkypoo: Hi!
Mario455: Wtf is wrong with you?
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Linkypoo: ...oops.
Mario455: wat the hell r u talking about?! i booted your ass!
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ruaru1000: lolololololololololololol!!!!!!1111 XD
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saria720: get out mario u n00b
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saria720: stop that!
Mario455: hahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Mario455: the hell?
Zelda234: bitch.
Zelda234: u aint the only one dumbass
Mario455: u guys suck. im gonna go eat peach's crusty pie
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saria720: that sounded so wrong
Linkypoo: ...uhm how do you send messages?
rauru1000: ur doing it right now retard
Linkypoo: ...o
Linkypoo: how do you make the words appear?
rauru1000: ...use the keyboard. e_e
Linkypoo: ...how do u use the keyboard?
rauru1000: ...u press the buttons.
Linkypoo: how do you press the buttons?
rauru1000: OMFG!!!
saria720: plz tell me he's joking.
zelda234: relax. he's new remember?
Linkypoo: how do you make the question mark appear?
rauru1000: ...u dumbass
saria720: stop flaming him fatass
rauru1000: u gonna go defend ur little boyfriend saria?
saria720: u gonna go defend ur twinkie fatboy?
Zelda234: chill out u two
Linkypoo: yes. Chill out. I know we can all work together and find a nice answer
to all our problems through friendship and good will.
rauru1000: r u high?
saria720: stfu u fucking ass
Linkypoo: ...
saria720: not u -_-;; im talking to the whale, rauru.
Linkypoo: oh...the whale.
rauru1000: shut it midget!
saria720: y dont u?
rauru1000: cause im bigger than u
saria720: ur bigger than everyone
Zelda234: why don't you both shut the hell up? ur being a bad influence
on Link.
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Linkypoo: ...sorry.
Zelda234: are u ok Link?
Linkypoo: Navi keeps wanting to type something.
Zelda234: let her
Linkpoo: k
Linkypoo: Rauru u ass, why don't you go home and eat the fridge? And you, Saria, why don't go to your little secret spot
and hump a monkey or two?
Zelda234: ...damn.
Linkypoo: that wasn't me! It was Navi!
Linkypoo: Damn straight bitches
saria720: go away Navi, no one likes you
rauru1000: im sick of u ppl talking about my stomach
saria720: did you know that when rauru runs his stomach rolls up and smacks him in the face?
rauru1000: ...im out. u guys are asses.
saria720: but we all know we don't have bigger asses than u.
Zelda234: lol
Linkypoo: ...lol09
Linkypoo: 3984573290857
Linkypoo: @#$%@%!@#$!%12%!@#%!
Linkypoo: thwer31423098142098714231092436240@#$%@ lololololforoflauw ...sdfksdgw5evy
rauru1000: what is wrong with him?
Linkypoo: sorry, it was a typo.
rauru1000: how the hell do you typo that much?!
Linkypoo: very carefully
saria720: Link, ppl typo by accident, not on purpose.
Linkypoo: oh.
Zelda234: lol
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Mario455: Ph34r M3 B1tch3s!!!
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Mario455: hahahahahaha!!! I am teh king!!!
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Mario455: how the hell?
Linkypoo: take this bitch.
linksbootmaster5000 enabled
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Linkypoo: pwned. XD
rauru1000: im back midget
Saria720: welcome back, fatass
rauru1000: thanx...asshole
Saria720: So, hows the fridge doing?
rauru1000: ...
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Zelda234: Hey guys! ^_^
Saria720: Hi.
rauru1000: ...
Zelda234: Whats wrong with Rauru?
Saria720: His fridge ran away.
rauru1000: Goddammit, Shut the hell up!!!
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Saria720: hi link! wats up?
Linkypoo: 1107I-I1*IIG //I_ICI-I.
Saria720: ...What?
rauru1000: The hell?
Zelda234: -_- Link discovered l33t speech.
Saria720: mido does this...its noob speech or something.
Linkypoo: 1 @// t3I-I L337 H@x0rz!!! pI-I33R //3 4 1 @// L337!!
Saria720: Can someone translate this?
Zelda234: sorry but i have no idea what he's saying. doesn't rauru kno l33t?
rauru1000: a little.
Linkypoo: j00 I-I@/3 I3*33II p//II7!!!
Zelda234: Whats he saying?
rauru1000: The dialect is too advanced for me...
Saria720: Will it be too advanced for you if we put it on a plate?
rauru1000: wtf!
Zelda234: This isn't the time for that
rauru1000: Since when IS there a time for that?
Saria720: lol
Linkypoo: 0//GoRz!!! P//II7!!!!111 XD
Zelda234: Link! Stop that! Stop being...
Linkypoo: l337?
Zelda234: No! Wierd!
Linkypoo: OI-I 2 T3I-I 5II@Pz!!! @ /1RI_I5!!!! 0_0
Saria720: guessing from the smilie I think somethings wrong?
rauru1000: i wonder wat it is.
Zelda234: Link, are u ok?
Linkypoo: T3I-I /1RI_I5!! I_0G 0I_I7zorz!!!!
Saria720: he really likes that exclaimation mark... >_>
rauru1000: I wonder wats wrong....
Saria720: watever it is im sure it isn't as bad as watching rauru bite the head off a chicken and shoving the body down his pants.
Zelda234: lol wat?!
rauru1000: shes lying!
Linkypoo: T3I-I /1RI_I5!!
Saria720: Look. Ill send you guys the clip.
rauru1000: stfu! dont!
Zelda234: k. Im downloading it.
rauru1000: u fuckers!!!
Saria720: well?
Zelda234: hold up. im opening up the player.
Linkypoo: /1RI_I5!!! Y //0IIT J00 RI_III?!
Zelda234: ...
rauru1000: ...
Linkypoo: 0 SII@PZ!!!
Saria720: lol
Zelda234: Ew...thats just disgusting!! I almost lost my lunch! That poor chicken!
rauru1000: I was drunk!!!!!!
Saria720: LMFAO!!!
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R3dSparrow: oops. wrong room.
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Saria720: who the hell?
rauru1000: wasnt that...
Zelda234: huh.
Linkypoo: D@IIG3R!
Saria720: godammit Link. Just stop with the l33t!
Saria720: what the hell?
Saria720: OMG!
Zelda234: Wat?
rauru1000: wats wrong?
Saria720: This thing just popped up! its a freakin virus! its a goddam porn virus! its playing this really...really...nasty scene with some hylian woman and a horse. i can't click it off! T_T
Zelda234: ew.
rauru1000: hot.
Zelda234: wat?
rauru1000: typo. I meant thats sick.
Linkypoo: 533?!
Zelda234: Omg!!! It popped up on my screen, too!
rauru1000: lol!
Linkypoo: I tried to warn you!
Saria720: Wat?! that was the crap you were trying to say?! Damn you Link! y the hell didnt you say it normally!?
Linkypoo: uhm. I'm gonna go before i catch it, too.
Saria720: Dont you dare leave! i swear im gonna cut it off!
rauru1000: cut what off?
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Zelda234: Link!!!!!!
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rauru1000: >_>
rauru1000: revenge is so, so sweet. ^_^
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