New Fan Works
Old Fan Works
So I've been playing Breath of the Wild for a while now. Still haven't beaten it. This game is so massive and expansive that I may never truly beat it. Fine. I want enough
Korok seeds to max out all my weapons. I'm playing this game in reverse. I want all the little things, then I'll go for the grand finale. But, do I love the little things in this game. They thought
of everything. I've taken a few screenshots of my favorite things (which have already been published by numerous people, but I had to do them myself), and I really love this game. Here's the best
ones so far:
I honestly never thought I'd see the words "left butt cheek" in a Zelda game, but here we are. Kudos to the writers. If anything makes this game more real, it's someone being embarrassed by their
grandmother (or mother). This game is HARD and REAL. If Link had a mother in this game, I'm sure she would make sure he wears clean underwear just in case he gets in an accident. You never know. But judging by Link
in this game, I think he hasn't had a bath in a while. Which is why Paya is so incredulous.
Once again, this game is about the little details. During this particular conversation, Paya occassionally takes a peek at Link. Just to make sure. I hope whoever came up with this ridiculous bit of dialogue becomes
the next president of Nintendo. That kind of genius cannot be squandered. I can't think of a more "Notice me senpai ^_^" situation outside of a harem anime. Good lord.
And you know what, running around nearly naked works in this game (unless you find a Lynel, then he'll fuck you up). I haven't talked to everyone yet, but at least the Koroks understand freedom.
So I'm still playing this game, and still enjoying it. Here's a few more stupid pictures to keep you going:
I've never taken a selfie, and I never will. But damn. Link's selfie game is tight. Is that what you kids say now, "tight"? Or is it something else now? Maybe "shibby", or "funky", or
"quetzalcoatl". I'm not hip with the lingo, ya dig?
Me IRL. gotta keep up with those dank memes, amirite?!
And we leave with poor Roscoe. Loone cared more about pictures of guardians than her beloved Roscoe. It's okay. Roscoe found his true home inside a small depression exactly the same size as him.
If only we could all be so lucky.
I will not "beat" this game until I get all the shrines, and all the weapons slots, and until I've talked to everyone while nearly naked. My next stop is talking to people while wearing Link's
sultry Gerudo costume. Crossdressing, running around in his underwear, these guys thought of everything. But here's one tip for everyone out there: YOU MUST DYE ALL YOUR CLOTHES GREEN. It's just the rule.
I think it's in the manual somewhere. Somewhere in the back. Wait, did this game even have a manual?
P.S. Due to voice acting, the pronunciation of "Gerudo" with a hard "g" like "get" is now canon. I do not accept that. I pronounce Gerudo like "jerudo". And yes, I also pronounce GIF like Jif, the peanut butter.
Go ahead and fight me. And also, Alex you're wrong, the creator of the GIF format pronounces it jif. Checkmate.
P.P.S. Bro, play this song in your head when you realize I'm right about the pronunciation of GIF. Here it is. (It's the song when Link finds
a new memory, just in case this file doesn't work).
|HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well. The cubs won the world series. Our 108 year drought is over. Go Cubbies. That is all.
Yes. I am still alive.
For the two people out there who still check this site: yes, I am still alive and kicking. This site wouldn't be here if I
wasn't paying the bills. So here's a little summary of my life right now. I am finally about to finish my bachelor's degree at Saginaw Valley State University.
Hopefully by the end of April, I will have a B.S. in Computer Information Systems. It's been a long road fraught with perils, but I love computers and programming,
and I hope to make a career out of it.
So here's the deal with this site and the things that go along with it. I desperately want to devote all my time to this site, but
real life gets in the way. My brother, known as Genken on the Vinculum has some ideas to bring my site into the 21st centtury. We'll see how that goes.
As far as my latest fanfic goes, it has been tough. I've been "writing" this story for the better part of four years. I have made some progress,
but writer's block is my eternal enemy. This is a problem that maybe some writers can understand. I want to finish this story so I can move onto other ones.
My big problem
Holy crap, I'm 30 years old today. It's all downhill from here. At least I can complain
about kids these days.
Well, that was fun. For those few people
who emailed me about concerns of my website going down, I thank you. Things
seem to be running fine now. There was a bit of a problem at my webhost,
and it seems that the server shit the bed. I've restored the site from my
last backups. But because I suck at backups, here's the deal:
The Vinculum has been restored to its state as of October
22nd. Any users who made posts after that date, and any user who registered
after that date must either re-post or re-register. I'm sorry for the loss.
The Post Your Own Work section has been restored to its
state as of July 16th, 2012. I'm sorry for the losses. Any users who posted
anything after July 16th or registered after that date must do so again.
I will pledge to make weekly backups from now on. So
everyone take this as a warning: backup your data. If anyone finds a
problem, please email me. I'm still working some kinks out.
My server has been upgraded to much better
specs than before. I now have 1GB of RAM, 50GB disk space, and 2TB of bandwidth.
That's pretty damn sweet. And I'm only paying $4/month more than before. My last hosting
plan was 256MB RAM, 20GB space, and 300GB of bandwidth. Anyone who's interested in a VPS
hosting plan should check out
(and no, they didn't pay me to say that).
But as far as news goes, everything is up and running again for the
three people who still visit this site. If anyone finds any problems or errors, please let me
It looks like my current hosting plan
isn't quite beefy enough to run everything I need it to. So I am working on
upgrading it to a better plan. The main site will remain online for now,
but any parts that use the database (like Post Your Own Work) and the
Vinculum will remain offline because I don't have the memory to run them.
Hopefully I can get this sorted out soon.
As I unfortunately expected, my new story "In Thine Image" is not complete.
However, I promised to post whatever I have if I was not done by the time
school started again. So here it is. Click here to read the rough draft of
my new story. I write in a very linear fashion, so what you see is pretty
much how the story goes until it abruptly ends mid-scene. The rough draft
will remain online in perpetuity, even after I post the complete story.
Currently there are no chapter breaks, because I haven't decided how to
split it up yet. I only hope that this will give everyone an idea of where
I want this story to go. There's still a lot more that I want to say. I
also plan on expanding some of the scenes written so far, as well as
putting some new scenes in between what I've already written. My estimate
is that this story is half done.
Getting back into writing after so many years is very
difficult, far more than I imagined. I welcome any and all criticism, as
well as any suggestions any of you might have. Please ignore spelling and
grammar errors, as I will fix those later. But anyone who gives any advice,
be it structure issues, plot ideas, or anything I find useful, I will give
you credit in an acknowledgements section. I have a pretty good idea of
where I want this story to go, and how it will end. The hard part is
writing the middle. So wish me luck.
For the tl;dr crowd: Click here to read the rough draft of
"In Thine Image".
I am currently in the process of moving servers. If you can read this, you are on the correct page.
Thursday, December 15th, 2011
Now that I'm nearly finished with Skyward Sword, I have a few things to add here.
Just the other day, Nintendo released news about a potentially
game-breaking bug in
Skyward Sword. I'm thankful that I had just gotten past that part of the
game and narrowly avoided triggering the bug. Be warned that the news of
the bug contains game spoilers.
I've also posted a few corrections, and new content for
the Zelda II section. I have updated the
information about the dungeon bosses, and the point values of all the
enemies. I also updated some of the level maps to make them more accurate.
The level 7 map is the one that had the most errors. I missed part of a
room (where the 1-up is) and some of the rooms with walk-through walls. My
more comprehensive improvement of the Zelda II walkthrough is still in
progress. I basically have to sort through hundreds of screenshots to make
a better walkthrough.
And in other not-really-news, I'm back to working on my
new story. It definitely won't be done by year's end, but hopefully won't
be much longer. Sorry for the wait, everyone. I really want to get this
story done purely for my own satisfaction. I don't want to leave an idea
The special article I wrote for Zelda Universe about Zelda
II is now posted here
at Zelda Universe. It's also posted on this site in the University of
Hyrule section, and in the Zelda II section. It seemed
like it could fit into both sections on this site.
Writing the article has also inspired me to research a
more detailed article about the differences between the Japanese and
worldwide releases of Zelda II. That is still in progress.
I've also been reworking parts of the walkthrough for
Zelda II. I'm updating the Bestiary section with more detailed information,
and I'm also correcting a few errors I found on a couple of the maps. The
corrections to the walkthrough should be done soon.
Here's a small update about what's been going on lately.
First of all, the wonderful Vinculum Co-Administrator and
friend Lysia (who also happens to be co-webmaster of Zelda Universe) has
asked me to write an article about Zelda II for her website. It's part of a
special 25th anniversary celebration for the Zelda franchise. I just
completed the article, and it is slated to be posted on Zelda Universe on
October 26th. Zelda II was always one of my favorite games, so writing this
article was a labor of love. In deference to Zelda Universe, I will wait
until the 26th to post the article here. Writing this article has also
inspired me to write a detailed comparison about the differences between
the US and Japanese versions of Zelda II. I'm currently playing through
both games, and I'm cataloging all the little differences. It will make for
a nice article.
On the fanfic front, I've just reached the 50,000 word
mark for In Thine Image. I still hope I can complete it by year's
end, but don't quote me on that. There's so much I want to say, that I
really have to think of how to put it into story form. As I've said before,
this story will mostly be about character development and setting the stage
for future stories. I only hope that it will compare to the other stories
As for my corrections on my old stories, I'm up to
Origins. So far, everything up to and including Origins is
posted on fanfiction.net under the name Kasuto of Kataan I. I'm still
working on corrections for my other stories.
That's all for now. See you out there.
Sorry I didn't have anything planned for the 11th anniversary of the site. I'm basically too busy
writing my new story. So when I finally post it, consider that a late
anniversary present to everyone.
Also, I have recently re-registered at Fanfiction.net
under the name Kasuto of
Kataan I. It's not someone pretending to me (someone emailed me
about it today). My long feud with them is over. Unfortunately they
wouldn't let me use my original name and email address, so I had to make
a new one. I did this so I can hopefully get a little exposure and maybe
get some people visiting the site again.
As for updates on how my story is going, and information
about future stories, here's a repost of what I said on the message board:
Here's a little update on story progress. I'd say that
right now I'm about halfway done. So far the story is at about 40,000
words, and continues to grow. It seems like the main conflict of this story
isn't really going to be the actual main focus. This story is really more
about character development than anything else.
Here's a few more
details that I hope will give you ideas of what the story is about, without
giving away the whole plot:
As the teaser showed, it will involve
Termina very heavily. Not only will I explore the characters of my versions
of Link/Zelda/etc., but I will delve into my interpretation of the lives of
the people in Termina. I'll also say that at the moment I'm writing scenes
involving Cremia and Romani. And I'm trying to portray Romani as weird and
loveable, but also batshit insane (in a good way). When I first played
Majora's Mask I always saw Romani as being pretty much nuts, so I'm taking
that idea and running with it.
After the main plot of "In Thine
Image" is concluded, there will be a bit more afterwards to expand on the
characters' lives. So basically this is two stories in one. It's probably
going to be long and rambling, and might not be up to my normal standards.
It has been six years since I published a story, so I'm really trying to
learn to write all over again.
After this story is done, I have
lots more ideas to move everything forward. I especially have some ideas
for Link and Zelda's children. No, that's not a spoiler because I figured
everyone assumed they would get married and have children of their own. I
already know their names, personalities, character traits, future love
interests, and basic story lines for them.
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011
Ocarina of Time
OoT Graphical Manual
SS Official Art
Slowly but surely, I'm adding new content
to the site..
I updated the main page for Ocarina of Time with more
detailed information. I also added a page containing scans from the
instruction manual. I did not scan the manual myself, I borrowed them from Zelda Shrine.
The original page the scans came from is here. They were used in accordance with Zelda Shrine's usage policy. Many thanks to their hard work.
I also added a section for
Skyward Sword, with a little information about the upcoming game. I
Official Art and
Screenshots for Skyward Sword. More stuff will be posted as I come
I also re-organized the menus for the Fan Works
sections. I did it to emphasize that the original Fan Fiction sections
are no longer updated. For those who don't know, all new fan fiction and
poetry is in the Post Your Own Work section. Everything in the other
Fan Fiction (A-B),
Fan Fiction (C-E),
Fan Fiction (F-L), Fan
Fan Art is from a long time ago. Nothing new will be put in those
sections. I'm currently trying to find an easy way for people to post
their fan art. If anyone has suggestions, I'd be happy to hear them.
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011
The Legend of Zelda
Game Genie codes
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Game Genie codes
A Link to the Past
Game Genie and Pro Action Replay codes
Check it out, I made two updates in the same year!
There is nothing major about this update, but it's something. Aside from
the behind-the-scenes work, I've added a little more new content that
should have been here a long time ago. So on to the content.
The main page for The Legend of Zelda has been updated with
more detailed information about the game, and I also added a section for
Game Genie codes. I tested and verified all the codes listed.
The main page for Zelda II: The Adventure of Link was
updated with more detailed information, and I added Game Genie codes for it
as well. All codes have been verified.
The main page for A Link to the Past was updated with more
information, and Game Genie and Pro Action Replay codes were added. All
codes have been verified to work.
That's it for the actual new content. I'm still working on
my new fanfic. It's currently at about 59 pages (11pt font with 1.5 line
spacing) and 22,000 words. I'm just now starting to get to the real plot.
I'll keep everyone updated as I progress. I've also been doing some minor
grammatical corrections on my older fanfics, but those probably aren't too
Guess what? I'm still not quite dead yet. I have two important announcements. First of all, I am still writing my new fanfic.
Unfortunately, it's not quite done yet. I have decided on a title, though. My new story shall be called "In Thine Image".
I can say right now that this will probably be a long one. There are so many ideas I've come
up with over the last few years that I want to include in this story.
I've also been going through my old stories and doing some simple proofreading and corrections.
The changes won't be very noticeable, though.
I also have another cool announcement. An awesome friend of the site,
been steadily translating the Zelda manga
I posted many years ago. The translation is now complete, and can be viewed at her site
Many, many thanks.
Legal disclaimer: The Legend of
Zelda, Hyrule, and any other documents, pictures, and sounds thereof
are property of Nintendo of America, Inc. No copyright infringement is intended.
I make no money off this site, in fact, I pay for it. Any money or
donations I receive for this site are used exclusively for hosting fees, and
none of it is used for any kind of personal profit. So don't try to sue me
because I'm a poor college student with no money or assets. Legally, I cannot
copyright most of the stuff on my page because it uses other copyrights without
permission. However, I ask people not to use items created by me without asking
first. Any things created exclusively by me will be so marked. If you want to
use any official art, MP3s, MIDIs, ROMs, or other Zelda stuff on my page that I
didn't create but is copyrighted by Nintendo, feel free to do it. However, I ask
that you inform me first and at least link to my page.