You might be a Zelda freak if you run around in tights and green cloths.
You might be a Zelda freak if a bully comes up and you think you used dins fire against him.
You might be a Zelda freak if you have a plastic sword and start spinning around the room trying to make the sword get on fire.
You might be a Zelda freak if every pet you have is named epona
You might be a Zelda freak if you put a blue shirt on and rocks on your feet and jump in the water and think you will breath underwater
You might be a Zelda freak if you drink green juice and you think you are going to have magic