I know I am a wanted man
all across this bloody land!
every woman that I see
wants a little piece of me!
I try to hide, I try to run
Then they follow! What have I done!
I've made myself, the cutest guy
living on earth, under the sky!
all this love, not one more girl!
if I see another, I'm sure I'll hurl!
One girl told me to run, I told her I'd try
Now I'm not wanted by girls, but also guys
for "stealing" away all women of the land
Now I, the hero! Am a wanted man!