Link: (waving) Hey Zel!
Zelda: ( leans on Link ) Hi
(Zelda is wearing a pinkish-orange shirt, a white skirt, and boots. Her golden hair shines brightly as it waves in the wind.)
Link: (Starts to blush) Uh......
Zelda: Well, ya gona say something or stare at me all day?
Link hears giggles in the distance.
Malon: Hey Link, How's your new girlfriend?
Saria: Did you kiss her yet?
Link: (Turns bright red and glares at them.)
Saria: We're just teasing!
Malon: Come on Saria, lets go bother Mido now!
Saria and Malon leave to annoy Mido
Link: ....uh, Zelda, Wanna go take a walk?
Zelda: (Looking a little embarrassed) Sure, I guess.
Squeaky Voice: Hey, it's Fred! Look at my cabbage!
Cabbage: El queso gato es en mi sombrero!
Cabbage: Eeeek! La rosa cacoracha es azule!
Cabbage: Z! Chocolate perito es muy, muy bein!
Mysterious Voice: Fred! Cabbage!
Fred: Who are you?
Superzeldafreak: Fred, your not in this story!
Fred: So, you don't own me or cabbage!
SZF: Even though I don't own you, cabbage, or Charlie the Unicorn I am the author...so I can make any of you disappear if I wanted to!
Fred: Grandma says "Hate" is a very strong word so I strongly dislike you!
Fred and Cabbage disappear into a cloud of smoke.
Zelda: Ok, that was.....strange......
Mario: Mama-mia, that's-a one-a weird-a kid.
Navi: Get your own story, CREEP!
Mario: (eats a mushroom and doubles in size then steps on Navi)
Navi: I'm ok!
Peach: There you are cutie-pie!
Mario: Back Off!
Peach: Who's this? ( stares dreamily at Link)
Zelda: (slaps Peach) Stay away from my man!
Peach: Sheesh, I just wanted to know his name!!!!
Zelda: He's Link and I saw him first!
Peach and Zelda claw the mess out of each other.
Link: Lets not kill each other.
Zelda: ( kisses link) There he is mine now!
Peach: You little......
Zelda: Little what???
Peach: I can't say it, kids could be reading.
Zelda: I don't give a crap!
Zelda beats the freakin' crap out of Peach. Then Mario and Peach went home.
Zelda: ( Hugs Link)
Link: (too stuned to say anything) Uh.....
Weird Lizard Thing: (singing) Charlie, Why you look so down?
Link: My name isn't Charlie!
WLT: (more singing) With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown, Charlie the world doesn't have to be so gray....
Link: I told you I'm not Charlie!
WLT: (singing) All you have to do is put a banana in your ear.....
Link: (Thrusts sword into the weird lizard thing)
Unicorn 1 : Charlie, your the banana king!
Link: For the LAST time, I'm not Charlie!!!
Unicorn 2 : Banana, banana, banana, banana!
Link: (chunks a bomb at the unicorns)
Charlie: Thanks for getting rid of them.
Link and Zelda: Another unicorn!?!
Charlie: Yup! Bye! (bursts into flames)
Link: Great, he burst into flames.
Link and Zelda leave completely confused.
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