Note: I own nothing
Second note: This is not a sequel. It’s more of a rewrite of
the first. Block out all knowledge of the first Link, the Annoyance Slayer
Link, the Annoyance Slayer:
Narrator: IN ANCIENT TIMES, THE EVIL MAGE TAJIRI, USING THE POWER OF THE RUNESTONES, UNLEASHED THE DEMON PIKACHU! (a flaming, gigantic Pikachu rises out of a pit) PIKACHU BROKE FREE OF TAJIRI’S CONTROL, CRUSHING
HIM AND IMPRISONING HIS SOUL IN THE UNDERWORLD. HE THEN SCATTERED THE RUNESTONES SO THAT NEVER AGAIN WOULD THEY BE USED AGAINST HIM. NO ONE HAS DARED TRY. UNTIL NOW…
Pikachu: (running into a control room) What’re you doing!?
Teletubbie: I… uh… I was… uh…
Pikachu: Ever had your toenails chewed by someone other than you?
Tubbie: Please, no!
Pikachu: (with lightning flashing in the background, chews
on the Tubbie’s toenails)
THE INSANITY HAS BEGUN!