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Penname: Burn [Contact] Real name: Dan
Member Since: Apr 13, 2004
(damn Red Sparrow and his "Sparrow's Nest")


General: My computer is broken. So I wont be on for a while. I dont know how long it will take to fix but hopefully itll be soon. Im using a public computer right now.

My Work: Nothing.

Other's Work: I got a chance to read Pwn3d, but that's it. Aryll and Kholdstare, i'll make sure to get to yours soon.

K, I'm Burn, and I like FIRE!! Hence the name. But, I'm not psycho or anything. That is, I've never burned down anyones house or anything... on purpose. You see, I used to be VERY rich. As a matter of fact, I lived next to M.C. Hammer. That's right. However, one day, while throwing Molotov Cocktails in random directions, one hit his house and burned it down. He got pissed, so he sent his prostitutes that doubled as assasins to come kill me. So, to escape my brother and I moved to an old horse barn in Tennesee. We told the police that Hammer had prostitutes (we forgot to tell them that he was trying to kill us), and the police took away everything he owned. He used all the rest of his money to have them drop charges and let him keep the hookers. So, now you know how Hammer went bankrupt, how I got to Tennessee, and how I earned my record for arson. ^_^

Anyways, I'm pretty busy online. Examples? Well, I constantly torture poor Ezlo at the Desert Collosus (under the name Mr. Jinx), I can at times be found at the Habbo Hotel (by the name Raccu), and I post at gameFAQs (Mr. Fortune Cat). You can E-mail me anytime you want..... seriously...... I like E-mails. Even if it's just to say "hi", feel free to E-mail me.

You may notice that I never refer to any specific people, with exception of my girlfriend, Tiffany. That's becuase it would be too revealing of my age, which is a top secret. The only person who knows my true age is ZeldaFreak701. I just call them random people. The random people could be parents, co-workers, classmates, roommates, nursing home roommates, hell, they could be anyone. No one will ever know.

I co-write these stories with my brother Eddy, so look for him to pop into reviews every once and a while. He also has a fluffy kitty chapter devoted to him, but I plan to make a few more. Oh, and by the way, he's a monkey.

Random Quote: "It's weird that we gave this game a bad review becuase of repetitive humor." ~Morgan Webb

Well.... I guess that's it. This page is updated frequently, even if I didn't post anything lately. So check in every once in a while.

Remember Kids, strangers always have the best candy!!
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Fluffy Kitty by Burn Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 53]
Summary: A crap load of pwp to show that I'm still alive... But whatever, I'll probably just delete it soon anyways.

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Link (OoT & MM) ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 10 | Completed: No | Word count: 3560 ]

Published: Apr 29, 2005 | Updated: Aug 29, 2005

Gentle Rain by Burn Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 34]
Summary: Suicide, the ultimate crime against God. It can only take one person to convince someone to take thier own lives... But then again, It can take only one person to convince someone to live. Why focus on troubles of the past when there is a little bundle of joy in the near future?

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Zelda, Link (OoT & MM) ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 4864 ]

Published: May 22, 2005 | Updated: Jul 31, 2005

Gentle Rain (original version) by Burn Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 68]
Summary: A short story about Link and an Unhappy Malon, who tries to throw herself out the window in the very first chapter. . . (contains suicide ) This Story starts to get a little violant twords the end, but it's nothing bad. If you can handle Lord of the Rings, then you can take it. PLEASE REVIEW, EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE STORY. One of my earlier works, not very good.

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Link (OoT & MM) ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5524 ]

Published: Jul 18, 2004 | Updated: Sep 26, 2004

Kun by Burn Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 26]
Summary: A young Shiekah boy lives a life of tragedy. Proud of his heratige, loving of his friends and family, but mislead by twisted politics, will he save the Land of Hyrule or destroy it? (authors note: if you have already read the intro, read it again, it changed.)

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Link (OoT & MM), Impa ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1887 ]

Published: Mar 05, 2005 | Updated: Jun 24, 2005

Marin by Burn Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 41]
Summary: Poor Marin. It seems like the world is turning without her. She tries hard at everything she does... especially trying to impress Link. As she tries to talk to him and befriend him, she soon realizes that he is not all that he seems.

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Link (LA) ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5614 ]

Published: Jan 18, 2005 | Updated: May 21, 2005

Road of Taihen (original verson) by Burn Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Depressing. After the death of Harkinian, the Country of Hyrule falls apart. Link, innocant in the whole affair ( accept for his affair with Zelda ) has constant problems of his own. One of my earlier works, not very good. ( by the way, when it mentions Link and Zelda in bed together, they aren't doing anything, just laying there, clothed )

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Zelda, Link (OoT & MM) ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 566 ]

Published: Apr 13, 2004 | Updated: Jun 16, 2004

ZLCL by Burn Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 65]
Summary: Burn is a lonely boy in a lonely town living a lonly life amidst utter chaos. His father's a perv, his grandfather a nut, his brother went off to seek riches in Terminina, and his brother's dumb ex-girlfriend won't leave him alone. Now from beyond the stars drops a Gerudo defender sent forth to stop alien robots from destroying Hyrule. Where do the Alien robots come from? Well, Burn's head for starters. Based on the Manga FLCL by Gainex comes this bizarre tale of adolescence in a world gone mad.

[ Categories: Fan Fiction | Characters: Zelda ]
[ Genres: None | Warnings: None ]
[ Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 9104 ]

Published: Oct 01, 2004 | Updated: Jul 07, 2005

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