New Fan Works
Old Fan Works
Penname: Burn [Contact] Real name: Dan
Member Since: Apr 13, 2004
WELCOME TO THE CAMPFIRE!!
(damn Red Sparrow and his "Sparrow's Nest")
General: My computer is broken. So I wont be on for a while. I dont know how long it will take to fix but hopefully itll be soon. Im using a public computer right now.
My Work: Nothing.
Other's Work: I got a chance to read Pwn3d, but that's it. Aryll and Kholdstare, i'll make sure to get to yours soon.
K, I'm Burn, and I like FIRE!! Hence the name. But, I'm not psycho or anything. That is, I've never burned down anyones house or anything... on purpose. You see, I used to be VERY rich. As a matter of fact, I lived next to M.C. Hammer. That's right. However, one day, while throwing Molotov Cocktails in random directions, one hit his house and burned it down. He got pissed, so he sent his prostitutes that doubled as assasins to come kill me. So, to escape my brother and I moved to an old horse barn in Tennesee. We told the police that Hammer had prostitutes (we forgot to tell them that he was trying to kill us), and the police took away everything he owned. He used all the rest of his money to have them drop charges and let him keep the hookers. So, now you know how Hammer went bankrupt, how I got to Tennessee, and how I earned my record for arson. ^_^
Anyways, I'm pretty busy online. Examples? Well, I constantly torture poor Ezlo at the Desert Collosus (under the name Mr. Jinx), I can at times be found at the Habbo Hotel (by the name Raccu), and I post at gameFAQs (Mr. Fortune Cat). You can E-mail me anytime you want..... seriously...... I like E-mails. Even if it's just to say "hi", feel free to E-mail me.
You may notice that I never refer to any specific people, with exception of my girlfriend, Tiffany. That's becuase it would be too revealing of my age, which is a top secret. The only person who knows my true age is ZeldaFreak701. I just call them random people. The random people could be parents, co-workers, classmates, roommates, nursing home roommates, hell, they could be anyone. No one will ever know.
I co-write these stories with my brother Eddy, so look for him to pop into reviews every once and a while. He also has a fluffy kitty chapter devoted to him, but I plan to make a few more. Oh, and by the way, he's a monkey.
Random Quote: "It's weird that we gave this game a bad review becuase of repetitive humor." ~Morgan Webb
Well.... I guess that's it. This page is updated frequently, even if I didn't post anything lately. So check in every once in a while.
Remember Kids, strangers always have the best candy!!