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Zelda’s Sleepover 2 By: Chibi Sakura (everyone is sitting in Zelda's entertaiment room )
Link: Ruto, I don't look like Nick Carter! And he doesn't look like me! Ruto: Can you sing? Nick can sing! Can you sing huh huh huh? Can ya, Link? Link: No I cannot sing. I do not look like Nick Carter! Ruto: Nick has a little brother! Do you have a little brother, Link? Link: (punches Ruto) I cannot sing. I do not look like Nick Carter. I do not have a little brother. I am nothing like Nick Carter! Saria: And we all live in the house that Jack built. Link: What? Saria: You should've paid more attention in nursery school. Link: Oh. Nabooru: Look, guys! I brought a video! (Everybody groans and crashes to the floor) Zelda: Sorry, Nabooru. I've got a movie (smiles at Saria) that everyone can watch. Saria: (twiddles her thumbs nervously) Um, Zelda? Is this movie scary? Zelda: (smiles again) No. It's scare-free. Saria: (wipes her forehead) Whew. That's good. Ganondorf: (looks at the movie cover and frowns, but then he looks at Saria and grins evily) Saria! Zelda's lying! The title is: Scream 3! Saria: (her eyes go wide and leaps off her seat) Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Impa: (slaps Ganondorf on the back of his head) Stop, you jerk, or I'll kill you! (everyone stares at everyone at Impa and their jaws drop) Impa: (Grins sheepishly and blushes) Uh, oops? Rauru: I'm ashamed of you, Impa. (hangs his head) Impa: (draws her knife) Do you wanna make something out of it, fat boy? Rauru: Let's end this. Impa: Bring it on! Rauru: Hiiiiii-yaaaaaa! (does a belly-flop onto Impa and wins instantly) Impa: Ugh. I have fallen. Rauru: (does a victory pose) Ha-ha! The Great Rauru strikes again! Darunia: (pulls Rauru out of the room by the ear) Come on, Rauru, let's get you some warm milk. Zelda: Saria, you have nothing to worry about. I got a funny kids movie called: Chicken Run. (shows Saria the cover) Saria: That's good. Ganondorf: Whaaaaaat? I saw Chicken Run and it scared me! (dashes out of the room) (everyone laughs) Link: Wah-ha-ha! Ganondorf can watch and R rated movie like Gladiator, but he's scared of a kids movie like Chicken Run! (everyone laughs) Nabooru: Hee hee hee! Ganondorf is such a chicken! But don't tell him that, he might wet his pants! (everyone laughs) Ruto: Ganondorf is a " chicken" when he watches a chicken movie! Get it? Ganondorf is a chicken and he ran away from the movie Chicken Run! (Everyone scratches their heads) Ruto: Whaaaat? Nabooru said, like, the exactlly same thing!? Link: It's not funny when you say it. Ruto: (starts to cry) Oh, Link! How can you say that to your one true love? Link: (punches Ruto) For the last time, Ruto! I'm not your boyfriend! Nabooru: Then who is your real girlfriend? Link: (blushes a very deep red) Well...uh...I....um... Everybody else: Yes? Link: I...love...Zelda... Zelda: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Whoooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeee! ( starts doing back-flips ) Saria: Hah-hah! Linky has a girlfriend! Linky has a girlfriend! Impa: Now now, Saria. That's not a good habit to get into. Saria: I'm sorry, Impa. Sorry, Link. Link: That's okay. Zelda: Now for the movie. (the movie plays, everyone laughs, everyone crys at the sad part
when a chicken gets its head chopped off, and then after an hour and a
half later the movie ends)
Saria: Aaah. A movie the wasn't scary! Link: But it ain't no Gladiator! Ganondorf: (peeks his head into the room) Um...uh...is...it over...yet? (everyone nods their heads) Impa: (yawns) Let's go to sleep... (dozes off) (everyone goes into their sleeping bags and drifts off to sleep) Link: Don't worry, there will be another...Zelda's Sleepover....soon....and it will include more....insanity.... |