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"The Annoying Game Characters Club"


The Annoying Game Characters Club

By: Sparky the Seventh Chaos

 
Sparky the Seventh Chaos presents:



Guest starring:

ME: Sparky the Seventh Chaos

BUCK: my clinically insane Mewtwo

JUNO: from Jet Force Gemini

LUPUS: Juno's dog with jet boots

CAPTAIN FALCON: the F-Zero pilot

DONKEY KONG: the gorilla

ASH KETCHUM: who has been mysteriously turned into a Pikachu

and ASH'S PIKACHU

(Link is sleeping in his house when Navi flies up and starts screaming in his ear)

NAVI: HEY! Get up! LOOK, I have some friends over!

LINK: Unnh...AAAAAH!

(Link screams in horror as he realizes Navi is having another meeting of the Annoying Game Character Club is his house)

DK: Oo-oo-ah-ah! EEE!

FALCON: Hey, buddy, you're up!

ASH: Pika-pi! Pika-pika Pikachu?

PIKACHU: (rolls eyes and gives Link a look that says, "Get me outta here!")

NAVI: LOOK! Someone turned Ash into a Pikachu so he could LISTEN and understand Pika-ease!

ASH: Pikachu! Pika-pika pichu pi?

PIKACHU: Chuuu... (gives Link another desperate look)

DK: Oo-OOOO! AH EEE-EEE-EEE!!!

LINK: (Looks from Falcon to DK to Ash to Pikachu, a light bulb goes off in his head and he leaves)

(about two hours later)

LINK: Hey guys, I brought some friends from my own club...

(Buck, Juno, and Lupus com into view)

BUCK: CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO KEEP MAKING CRAPPY, INACCURATE MOVIES!!!
(Charges Ash, grabbes him in mouth, shakes him savagely)

ASH: Pikachu! Pikaaaaa...

PIKACHU: (In a deep voice) Yay! I'm free! FREE!!!

FALCON: Hey! Get away from Ash you...

LINK: (impales Falcon) Revenge for weird Smash Bros. scenarios...

LUPUS: Grrrrr... (Jets into air and chases Navi)

NAVI: WATCH OUT! (Flies away)

JUNO: (Shoots DK with his Jet Force Pistol)

DK: EEEEEEE! (runs outside)

JUNO: (Blows DK up with his Tri-Rocket Launcher)
Teach you to steal all the fame from Jet Force Gemini!

LUPUS: (Catches up with Navi and eats her)

(Link, Buck, Juno and Lupus are all standing outside the forest)

LINK: Thanks, guys. I don't think I could've taken another Annoying Game Characters Club meeting.

JUNO: Hey, that is why we started our own little club, right?

LUPUS: Rauru!

BUCK: (Telepathically sine he's still holding Ash in his mouth) Me and Sparky are gonna have some fuuun...

PIKACHU: (In that deep voice) At last I am free! Free from that idiot Trainer! Now I can talk in my true voice! HAHAHAHAHA!

ME: And we all lived tacoly ever after.

LINK: Sparky? What took you? And what does "tacoly" mean?

ME: I took the bus. And to celebrate, we're gonna watch Invader Zim all night!

ALL: YAY!


The End