As Link returned to Hyrule, Taarin headed back
to his stone fortress in the dead lands. The territory he conqured had
been overtaken, his conjured monsters not able to be replenished by Taarin's
power. So, he lost all of his monsters, and the two Turtle Dragons, in
a last ditch effort, melted together the gates leading into the castle.
They did it two weeks before Taarin came back. Now, they saw Taarin's ship
approaching, and they took off. And beeing that the two dragons were life-mates
now, they didn't fight like other turtle dragons. Well, in a sense. They
argue a lot.
The two turtle dragons landed on the deck of the
ship, where they saw the Delta monster, as Taarin called it. Taarin came
on deck when he heard and felt the two heavy thuds. As soon as he came
on deck, the two creatures shoved close, all six heads saying the same
thing, but in different words. Taarin finally said, "ONE HEAD AT A TIME!!!"
Six panicked voices yelled, "THEY'RE GONNA TAKE
OVER THE CASTLE!!!" Taarin looked down.
"Deltamon! Take them out!" he said, that was what
he named the creature. It took off, and fired a solid energy beam, and
it scorched a straight line through the monsters. It landed on the ground,
and began to eat the monsters with each one of its three heads. Soon the
monsters retreated, and Deltamon was quite full, and didn't pursue. Taarin
landed the ship, more like skidded it to a halt, and got out. His thoughts
were of Kasey, and he rushed inside to see were she was. He looked all
over, and he came to the center of the Castle, and he heard a high voice.
"Taarin, is that you?" she said, and she rushed
out and hugged him tight.
She started to cry, and he said, "It's all right."
Then he led her down to the green courtyard. She got outside, and he noticed
she was very pale. "Kasey, are you alright?" he said, worried about her
complexion. She coughed, and blood ran down her lip. He saw this, and said,
"You're sick! Why didn't you tell me?" he asked, and she began to cough
more and more.
"I wanted you to be happy *cough* I didn't
want you to *cough hack cough* to worry about me," she said, and
Taarin put his hand on her head, and concentrated. He tried to think healthy,
well thoughts. He opened his eyes, and she had a little bit of her color
"Come on, let's go lay down." he said, and he heard
a rumbling, and he saw in the distance a army of monsters and soldiers
heading towards them. "Deltamon! Stall them." he said, and the true head
(not the ones on the arms) nodded its reply. It took off, and the Turtle
Dragons were left.
"What do we do?" said one.
"You two guard the castle. After all, you still
are the head guards of this place. At least you aren't stupid like the
other ones and got themselves sent back to nothingness," he said with a
smile. "Just don't let them get onto the bridge. And don't get yourselves
killed." He walked into the castle, carrying Kasey like he would a baby.
Off in the distance, Deltamon had just came to the enemies battle lines..
..Deltamon had just arrived at the enemie's lines.
It landed, and the middle head spoke, "Warriors, from where do you come
from?" said Deltamon. From the WindFish he didn't only get swiftness and
flight and magic, he got wisdom.
"We come from the sorcerer Talla, who orders you
to surrender!" said a skeleton knight.
"Oh, is that right?" he asked the very stupid creature.
"Surrender now!" For he didn't catch the sarcasm.
"Come and get me, stupid creature," he said to the
armored Stalfos, who leapt at him, thrusting his sword to dig in when he
"Bone spit!" roared the dragon-skull head, and a
shower of bones flew from its mouth, destroying the foolish skeleton.
"Any other takers?" he said to the multitudes, as
the shower of bones ceased and the remains of the stalfos invisible among
the bones. A monster of equal size of Deltamon charged forward, and tried
to ram him. He punched it with his metal head.
It opened its mouth and said, "Ice strike!" and
froze the monster, which he had never seen before. It looked like a very
ugly, wooly ram. He hit it with the metal head, and it shattered into thousands
of shards of ice. A group of monsters, which the monster didn't know the
name of, yelled, "Let's see how you do with fire!" as balls of flame shot
at him, impacting it.
It only slightly annoyed him, and the metal mouth
opened up and said, "Flame Strike!" and the fireballs were swallowed up
by the torrent of fire (he likes to show-off his attacks. Also has the
ego of the WindFish.). He laughed at the crispy remains of the monsters,
killed instantly. Then a ball of energy flew at Deltamon, made by the sorcerer
Deltamon was almost knocked over, but he recovered
and said, "A challenge. Don't tell me you made these extremly stupid creatures,
"It is no buisness of yours! Move, unless you want
to be destroyed along with that fool Taarin!!!" Talla yelled, enraged he
would let his daughter get sick. "Move!!!" he said, and shot some more
evergy at him. In a flash he dodged it, and flew behind Talla and yelled,
"Bone spit!" and a shower of bones flew at him, and he put up his energy
He fired a massive bolt of energy, and all three
heads said, "DeltaForce!" and a beam of energy from each head met and a
single beam hit Talla's beam. Each one was locked in a stalemate, not able
to put more power in it. Deltamon dropped down and let his beam go, and
let and smacked Talla with his metal head.
"I have no time for this. Monsters, attack!" Hundreds
of monsters ran at him, but Deltamon took to the sky and flew back to the
fortress. Talla continued forward, marching toward the fortress.
At Hyrule castle.
Link awoke to a bumping, and looked out the window
still half asleep. He saw solid brick, and he sat up and looked for his
clothes. He found his green ones, put them on, and opened the door. He
was by the castle gate. He knocked on it, and the gate opened to let him
in. "Were is the princess?" he asked a guard.
"She's in her room, sire," said the guard, and Link
walked towards the tower. He looked up, and saw repair personnel fixing
the big gash in the wall he caused. It was about half done. He thought
about it, and decided to make an entrance. He ran back to the raft-craft,
and got in. He fastened the belt, and zoomed up to her balcony, and landed
the raft on the giant balcony with a clunk. He walked into the castle,
and saw her asleep. He went over to her, and sat down on the bed. Link
was still tired, it was only 7 in the morning. He pulled off his boots
and socks, and slipped under the covers. She slowly stirred at the intrusion
of cold air, and she saw him. "Am I dreaming? Is that you Link?" she asked
sleepily, a single tear dropping down her confused face.
"Shh, go back to sleep," said Link, putting his
arms around her.
"Oh Link, I missed you!" she said.
"Less talking, more sleep," Link grumbled. She then
bopped him on the head with her fist. Link shot up. "That hurt! What was
that for?!" he asked.
"Link!!! Hello?! I'm here! Do you really want to
sleep???" she asked, amazed. She was suddenly full of energy.
"Ok, ok, I'll get up." Link said, sitting up in
"Thank you!" she said, bounding out of bed and tearing
down the hall squealing. "Link's back!!! Link's back!!! My boyfriends'
back!!!!" Link meanwhile went to sleep, and a bunch of people, including
Teelana and her new husband, Sauron (what, you thought everything would
remain the same while he was gone?), were at the door, and Zelda was mad
that he was asleep.
She was about to walk over there and bash his head
with her mister bun-bun stuffed rabbit when Teelana said, "Zelda! Link
needs his rest. Do you know what he has been doing?"
"No. But I want to see him!" she whined.
"Let him get some rest," she said. Zelda nodded
sadly. It was her birthday today, and she wished he would be up for it.
They walked away, and Zelda laid down with Link. Zelda caught Link with
his eye opened, and scowled.
"I just got back from fighting giant monsters. Don't
I getta break?" he asked.
"Link, it's my birthday," she said, and turned away.
Link proceeded to sing the birthday song to her,
"..birthday to Zelda, happy birthday to you." And then he wrapped his arms
She kissed him and said, "I got a great present!"
she said, and held him tight. She looked at Link, who was trying to keep
his eyes open, but was losing the battle.
"Happy birthday, Zelda." and his eyes closed and
he went limp. He looked like he had died, and she acted fake-horrified,
until a snore came out his nose as he sucked in air, and she laughed. Link
tightened his arms around Zelda, and she laid down on the pillow,
and Link whispered in his sleep, "I love you Zelda."
She closed her eyes, and the king looked on the
sight with sour eyes. "King, hello! Link has returned."
"Teelana, how am I going to get rid of this boy?"
She was quite shocked by this. "She's in love, hopelessly
in love. You can't try and break this!" she said.
The king turned to her, and said with more force
than he had ever talked to her with, "I won't let her marry a peasent!
Not for me, but for her! And if you get in the way I will have you thrown
in the dungeon with the rapist," he said, and the look in his eyes scared
her so much a trickle of wetness was going down her leg and a wetspot was
growing on the crotch of her pants. Tears ran out of her eyes.
"I don't want to hurt my little baby!" she said,
because she considered Zelda her daughter.
"She is my child!" he said in such a force more
tears came out. Teelana looked down and saw her puddle on the floor.
"I raised her from a baby! She is in essence my
child! She is your daughter but my child. I am her mother she never had.
I will not have a part in this. Don't hurt that little angel!" she said.
"Hah. You wet your pants when I get mad at you,
yet you say you tell me what to do?!" he said.
"Go away," was all she said, and she peeked in the
room. Zelda's eyes were open and tears were flowing down her cheeks. She
closed the door and said, "You ask her if she wants to be with the boy.
You can't force her to marry a prince." then she walked off to her room.
She went in, and a wail was heard down the hall. The king walked off, and
nearly slipped on he pee-spot on the floor. Zelda heard every word, and
she clutched Link tight. She would run away to be with Link if she had
to. Soon however, she alleviated her fears. She knew that Link would always
be with her, and her with Link.
Then Link sat up in the bed, and said, "I am not
sleepy anymore. Let's do something!" he said, and Zelda quickly wiped the
tears from her eyes. Link looked over. "Why are your eyes red?" he asked.
"Allergies," she said, and sniffed.
Link said, "Here, take my." then looked at his filthy
"I think I'll be better off with my sleeve, thank
you." But she pulled out an handkerchief anyways. Link then decided to
put his plan in action.
"Zelda, would you like to go for a ride on my new
craft?" he asked. She nodded, and went out to his raft. He opened the door
and said, "Hold on a sec." He used magic to make railing on the craft,
two chairs, and another set of controls. Link sat on the outside, and took
the controls. She sat in the other seat, and both put on the safty harnesses.
He pulled back, and they took off, and Link was talking to her as he flew
"This is beautiful! When did you get this craft?"
she asked, holding one of his hands.
"After I left Koholint island. I did some magical
improvements to it, and voilá!" Link said, and he flipped the craft,
and they were looking down.
"Link, I don't like this." she said, her face going
a very interesting shade, as her red face was also a tint of green. Link
flipped it back, and halted it. He stopped it in midair, and took off his
seatbelt. He went over to Zelda, who was about to take hers off. But before
he did, he kneeled at her feet, and pulled out a box, which he palmed in
"Zelda, we've only known each other for a very short
time, but I feel like I have known you forever. I want to be with you for
the rest of my life. It is destiny. I can't compete with that! Will you
marry me?" he proposed, and pulled out a box he got from his mother, her
wedding ring. It was the Triforce. The one of courage made of gold, the
one of power was small ruby stones set into a triangle, and the one of
wisdom with sapphires. The empty triangle was onyx, within it set with
silver were the words "I love you Zelda" (Zelda was added-in by his father
Tears were pouring down Zelda's face, and she said,
"I don't know. Give me a minute." Link was in shock she said this, and
she said, "I am kidding, silly!!! Of course I will marry you! Hello?! You
didn't think I meant that?" she said, and kissed him on the lips for a
full ten seconds. "I love you Link. I always will," she said, and
wrapped her arms around Link. She let go, and said, "Can I fly it? I already
know how. The Triforce of Wisdom taught me how," she said, and changed
Link sat down, and said, "Guess what? I got a fiancée!!!"
"Really, who?" she asked.
"Well, she is very pretty, a princess, and.." And
they both described there 'fiancées' to each other, then Zelda remembered
the conversation of Teelana and her father.
"Link, your father doesn't want us to marry," she
said, and looked at him.
"What makes you think that?" he asked.
"I heard him talking to Teelana! He got so mad at
her that she peed her new pants! I am going to have to tell daddy somehow,"
she said, and wondered what might happen. Link nodded, and zoomed over
to the courtyard, stopping fifteen feet above the ground. He picked her
up and leapt from the craft. They walked into the dining room, and saw
the king. Link grabbed some food, and Zelda said, "Daddy, me and Link are
getting married." Link was prepared for this.
The king turned red. "You're not marrying him,"
"Daddy, it's my life! I want to marry him. I love
him. And he loves me," she said, her voice getting soft at the end.
"He is a peasant! He cannot love you. Guards, sieze
him! I demand you hand over the Triforce of Courage to me!" he said, and
guards suddenly came forward to sieze Link. He just grabbed the whole tablecloth,
and ran from the room. Zelda ran after him, but a soldier hit her with
his sword in the head. The king was about to have him killed, till he realized
that he had stopped her escape. However, Link turned around, and, using
magic, levitated her to him. He leapt into the air, one hand full with
a giant sack of food, the other his future wife, and landed on the craft.
"Get us outta here!" he said, and the craft slowly
turned around, and flew off. Link had deposited the food, and put Zelda
in bed. Then, a ball of fire flew by the craft.
Zelda woke up and said, "That isn't the first time
the Triforce has healed me. Also, my father has sent out the dragon troops.
We need to hurry," she said, and a blast almost hit the hull. Link thought,
He thought, If we were made out of metal, I wouldn't
be screwed! and the outside of the ship was plated in armor. Link turned
around, and aimed the cannons. He shot blast of energy, and the dragon-soldiers
broke their attack. Link pushed the speed-lever on the dash to a setting
that said hypersonic. "What does hypersonic mean?" Link asked.
"It means way too fast. Oh crap. That was what you
just put in on, didn't you?" she said, and grabbed the mattress. It accelerated
so fast that the mattress flipped up and Zelda was implanted into the wall.
After it stopped accelerating, Link looked over. He pulled the mattress
off, and Zelda was literally embedded in the wall, unconscious. Link tried
to pry her out, but she was really stuck. This was a major problem. Link
concentrated, and tried to pull her out of the wall. He finally did it,
and she was awake. "Don't, ever, ever do that again," she said, and
hugged him tightly.
"Ship, raft, whatever, go to Koholint Island," Link
"Setting course for Koholint island. Estimated time
of arrival, 3 seconds." And the ship slowed down to a stop over the island,
and sat down by the house.
They went inside, and Link said, "Mom, Dad, meet