New Fan Works
Old Fan Works
Author's Note: This is my first attempt at humor, so go easy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Wait a minute! ::rummages around in closet:: FOUND IT! My Dr. Pepper, I've been looking for it everywhere. Now ONTO THE STORY!!
<In a random room of the castle>
Zelda: I'm gonna have a party. ::she calls all of her friends, namely Link, Malon, Impa, Nabooru, Rauru.:: Great they'll all be over soon.
<soon has passed>
Link: WHERE'S THE HAM?!
Rauru, Malon, Impa, and everyone else appear: Hey.
Zelda: Hey, come on in.
<in the entertainment room>
Zelda: Anybody bring any video games?
Everyone else: WE WERE SUPOSSED TO BRING STUFF?!
Zelda: yeah this is a sleepover after all.
Mysterious voice that can't be seen because it's just a voice: Here ya go ::video games appear::
Everybody: where did that voice come from?
Link: Dunno, but now we got video games so let's play.
Zelda: How bout later, lets go swimming.
Everyone Else: CRAP!
Zelda: Didn't bring bathing suit huh?
MVTCBSBIJAV: FINE, NEXT TIME I HAVE TO BAIL YOU OUT YOULL PAY! ::everyone's bathing suits appear::
Everyone: thanks MVTCBSBIJAV!
< At a swimming pool somewhere in the castle>
Everyone but Zelda: ZELDA WHERE'S THE WATER!??!
Zelda: I dunno, lets just ask MVTCBSBIJAV for some
Everyone but Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Link: too late.
MVTCBSBIJAV: THAT'S IT, I WARNED YOU
<strange cloaked figure appears>
SCF: Now I shall unleash my powers of randomness!!
Link: <whispering> Hey Zelda, can I close this time?
Link: Who is the Strange cloaked figure? Will we ever do something? What are the powers of randomness? And where is the ham???