New Fan Works
Old Fan Works
"What Mido Saw"
What Mido saw
By : Alexandra Spears
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you're not old enough to read this stuff (IMO if you write it there's no problem with you reading this stuff), or you're offended by sexual scenes (though I usually write scenes between husband and wife), GET OUT NOW! Or, sit back and enjoy this PLOTLESS little lemon....
Mido was swaggering around the Kokiri Forest one evening. He paused in front of a particular treehouse, the one that used to belong to Link, whom he'd recently learned was a Hylian and not a Kokiri. Link had moved out not long ago and gotten married to some Hylian girl.
He heard some giggling and turned around. Not ten feet in front of him was Link. At eighteen Link somewhat resembled the little boy Mido used to tease and torment. With him, holding his hand, was a blonde Hylian girl of about the same age. "Link, who said you could bring strangers into the Kokiri Forest?" Mido snapped, thrusting his chin forward, placing his hands on his hips.
"Mido, this is my wife, Princess Zelda of Hyrule," said Link. "Hardly a stranger. Now move aside, we have, um, business to attend to."
"What kind of business?" Mido demanded as Link brushed by him, Zelda in tow.
"None of your business," Zelda smirked as she and Link ascended the ladder that led into his treehouse, Link right behind her. "Trust me, you wouldn't understand."
"Now you got him curious, my love," Link snickered as they went inside and drew the curtain shut.
Link was right about Mido being curious, and the little Kokiri quietly crept up the ladder and padded over to the curtain, which served as the front door. He thought he could hear kissing sounds, and these were punctuated by low voices.
"I was so awkward on our wedding night...but I think I'm learning," Link murmured.
"Good lovers are made, not born...," Zelda whispered.
"I brought you here so I could say I took you home with me...and took you to bed," Mido could hear Link saying in a teasing tone. He could tell that Link had just lit the lamp in the treehouse.
"You're terrible," Zelda's voice giggled.
Ever so cautiously, Mido pulled the curtain aside just enough so he could see with one eye. Both his eyes grew wide when he saw Link and Zelda kissing passionately, Link's hand on Zelda's breast. Was Mido seeing things--or were they putting their tongues in each other's mouths? He was revulsed for a brief moment; however, he continued to watch, fascinated. His eyes grew even wider when Link lifted Zelda's long skirt up and put his hand up under it. Zelda did not seem to mind; rather she moaned in pleasure and moved closer to Link.
Link backed up and sat down on his bed, which was barely big enough for him. He kicked off his boots and took off his hat, baldric, and belt. "Save some for me," Zelda said teasingly as she sat down next to him, pushed him back so he was lying down, and started fumbling with his tunic.
Mido continued to watch, fascinated, as Zelda systematically relieve Link of all his clothing and stifled a gasp when he saw Link's manhood pointing straight at the ceiling. "What in the world--" he muttered to himself under his breath when he saw Zelda stroking it lovingly with her hands.
"Oh, Zel...that feels so great...," Link moaned.
Zelda stood up and, while Link watched, she slowly undressed. "Your own private strip tease, sweetie," she whispered.
"I never knew you could be that wild...you're usually a proper princess...," Link murmured, his words catching in his throat.
"No room for that when you're loving your husband," Zelda replied, smiling at him. "Only you know of this side of me...."
"I'm honored to know it...."
Mido could not find the words to describe what he thought of what he saw next. Zelda, clad only in lacy panties, lay down on top of Link, who placed his hands on her small rear end and sucked on each of her nipples. A boy and a girl disrobing in front of each other?
"Yes, oh yes, Link...," Zelda moaned as he began sliding her panties down her legs. She kicked them off and straddled him. Lifting her hips, she slowly impaled herself on his throbbing erection. Link closed his big blue eyes, threw his head back, and let out a groan as his hands went to her hips.
Zelda moved herself up and down on him, and as she did so, she ran her hands through her long golden hair and closed her eyes, Link's hands moving up and down her sides, occasionally lifting up on her hips, so he was lifting her up and down on him. "You feel so good in there, Zelda...."
"You feel good in there," she replied, placing her hands on his chest. "Oh--"
Wondering what was going on now, Mido watched as Link and Zelda threw their heads back, Link pulling down on Zelda's hips, both of them emitting loud cries of what was obviously pleasure.
For a while they remained that way, breathing heavily. Then Link pulled himself up to a sitting position, still inside Zelda, and put his arms around her. "You're so beautiful," he murmured as he stroked her cheek with the back of his hand and kissed her lips tenderly.
"I don't believe what I'm seeing!" Mido said aloud.
Zelda gasped and pulled the blanket around herself and her lover. Link quickly but gently lifted her off him and got out from underneath the blanket and opened the curtain, saw Mido standing there.
"Just what do you think you're doing, you little sneak?" Link demanded.
"What were YOU doing!" Mido retorted.
"If you must know, it's how Hylian babies are made," Link told him. "Now get out of here before I throw you off this balcony!"
Mido vamoosed. Link closed the curtain and sat down next to Zelda; both of them started to laugh. "I think I might have traumatized him," Link snickered.
"He didn't know what we were doing?" Zelda asked, hugely amused.
"Guess not. What say we go to the Sacred Forest Meadow,
where we have more privacy?"