New Fan Works
Old Fan Works
Zelda’s Sleepover 2
By: Chibi Sakura
(everyone is sitting in Zelda's entertaiment room )
Link: Ruto, I don't look like Nick Carter! And he doesn't look like me!
Ruto: Can you sing? Nick can sing! Can you sing huh huh huh? Can ya, Link?
Link: No I cannot sing. I do not look like Nick Carter!
Ruto: Nick has a little brother! Do you have a little brother, Link?
Link: (punches Ruto) I cannot sing. I do not look like Nick Carter. I do not have a little brother. I am nothing like Nick Carter!
Saria: And we all live in the house that Jack built.
Saria: You should've paid more attention in nursery school.
Nabooru: Look, guys! I brought a video!
(Everybody groans and crashes to the floor)
Zelda: Sorry, Nabooru. I've got a movie (smiles at Saria) that everyone can watch.
Saria: (twiddles her thumbs nervously) Um, Zelda? Is this movie scary?
Zelda: (smiles again) No. It's scare-free.
Saria: (wipes her forehead) Whew. That's good.
Ganondorf: (looks at the movie cover and frowns, but then he looks at Saria and grins evily) Saria! Zelda's lying! The title is: Scream 3!
Saria: (her eyes go wide and leaps off her seat) Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Impa: (slaps Ganondorf on the back of his head) Stop, you jerk, or I'll kill you!
(everyone stares at everyone at Impa and their jaws drop)
Impa: (Grins sheepishly and blushes) Uh, oops?
Rauru: I'm ashamed of you, Impa. (hangs his head)
Impa: (draws her knife) Do you wanna make something out of it, fat boy?
Rauru: Let's end this.
Impa: Bring it on!
Rauru: Hiiiiii-yaaaaaa! (does a belly-flop onto Impa and wins instantly)
Impa: Ugh. I have fallen.
Rauru: (does a victory pose) Ha-ha! The Great Rauru strikes again!
Darunia: (pulls Rauru out of the room by the ear) Come on, Rauru, let's get you some warm milk.
Zelda: Saria, you have nothing to worry about. I got a funny kids movie called: Chicken Run. (shows Saria the cover)
Saria: That's good.
Ganondorf: Whaaaaaat? I saw Chicken Run and it scared me! (dashes out of the room)
Link: Wah-ha-ha! Ganondorf can watch and R rated movie like Gladiator, but he's scared of a kids movie like Chicken Run!
Nabooru: Hee hee hee! Ganondorf is such a chicken! But don't tell him that, he might wet his pants!
Ruto: Ganondorf is a " chicken" when he watches a chicken movie! Get it? Ganondorf is a chicken and he ran away from the movie Chicken Run!
(Everyone scratches their heads)
Ruto: Whaaaat? Nabooru said, like, the exactlly same thing!?
Link: It's not funny when you say it.
Ruto: (starts to cry) Oh, Link! How can you say that to your one true love?
Link: (punches Ruto) For the last time, Ruto! I'm not your boyfriend!
Nabooru: Then who is your real girlfriend?
Link: (blushes a very deep red) Well...uh...I....um...
Everybody else: Yes?
Zelda: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Whoooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeee! ( starts doing back-flips )
Saria: Hah-hah! Linky has a girlfriend! Linky has a girlfriend!
Impa: Now now, Saria. That's not a good habit to get into.
Saria: I'm sorry, Impa. Sorry, Link.
Link: That's okay.
Zelda: Now for the movie.
(the movie plays, everyone laughs, everyone crys at the sad part
when a chicken gets its head chopped off, and then after an hour and a
half later the movie ends)
Saria: Aaah. A movie the wasn't scary!
Link: But it ain't no Gladiator!
Ganondorf: (peeks his head into the room) Um...uh...is...it over...yet?
(everyone nods their heads)
Impa: (yawns) Let's go to sleep... (dozes off)
(everyone goes into their sleeping bags and drifts off to sleep)
Link: Don't worry, there will be another...Zelda's Sleepover....soon....and it will include more....insanity....