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"Ganondorf's Thoughts of Love"
Ganondorf's Thoughts of Love
Love. What a stupid thing, It makes my ears ring!
The guy who invented love songs is a real jerk!
Love songs drive me berserk!
Kisses are no better!
I'd rather wear a sweater made 'o' cheddar!
Pink! Pink is the worst colour....
Roses! I'll rip up any rose!
If I see one, i'll tie myself to tree with a garden hose!
Don't ever make me give you a hug!
Those things are a REAL bug!
I'll never pet a dove!
They're sent from down below, not up above!
So don't bother me with that stupid thing called: LOVE!